This is where you wipe your still-warm blood all over Kerry Washington's face. I mean... yell until they pay attention and someone drives your ass to the ER.

You cut your hand on nothing? That's one helluva dangerous workplace you got there! Take care of your problem discreetly by yourself. If they found out that you broke something that breaks itself, you'll get fired.

you did fill out a report though, correct? don't be the tough person, your cut could have been infected by that "nothing". and if you were losing g enough blood to feel woozy, you probably should have called for emergency services as well

Fill out a work injury report form, if someone doesn’t drive you to the hospital, tell them you’ll call 9-1-1 and then send them the bill. If they threaten to fire you, tell them you don’t remember the last time you had a tetanus shot. I had a boss who wouldn’t allow us to call in sick or leave early due to illness even with diabetes and yet the second you mentioned tetanus he sent you to the doctor’s office right away, but expected a note when you got back.

But did you die???? 🤣🤣🤣

Were you filming a scene for Pooh Bear Blood and Honey? OP: What happens when you take out a fresh razor Pooh? Pooh: Oh, that's when we cut *nothing*