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Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32561) - you deserved it (1962)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

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That time of the month?

#1 - On 10/07/2011 at 6:02am by Blh7

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Thats when you know they're too old and need to be put down. It's wayy past her time.

#3 - On 10/07/2011 at 6:05am by amanda_d95

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