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Today, i walked into starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, " NO". There was a 'now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34275) - you deserved it (3230)

On 03/01/2009 at 10:03pm - work - by timmyb (man) - United States (California)

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