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Today, i walked into starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, " NO". There was a 'now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 10:03pm - work - by timmyb (man) - United States (California)

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WHAT A DICK. You should go back, ask for a drink and throw it at him.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:57am by sonofskam

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Why would he want to hire someone who either was unobservant or asked questions to which they already knew the answer? He was probably just saving himself some time.

#4 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:57am by llaman

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