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By lisa321 - 02/04/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 14:00

Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML

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By koletatlow19 - 05/03/2010 05:23 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

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By oopsiecoffee - 09/04/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full" He's the owner of the shop. FML

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No coffee for you

By timmyb - 02/03/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By NeedTea - 21/12/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at Starbucks to get tea before work and was surprised that there wasn't a line. As I was leaving, the automatic door closed, knocking my tea out of my hand. I headed back in, only to discover a huge line had formed and they made me pay for the replacement that their door spilled. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 12:07 - Sweden

Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML

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By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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sleepless15_p 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:55

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

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sleepless15_p 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

stephaniepopatia 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:12

april fools or not thats really ******* rude if i was the manager i would ban you from there

harryman04 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:59

ydi for being a dumbass

hawxfighter_fml 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 23:49

when would starbucks run out of coffee?! I mean, common sense

rusrsbrah 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:15

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Mr_SpaceMonkey 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 13:55

Bleeping addicts..

claiiire_fml 17

Friday 23 September 2011 5:45

198- have. Don't correct somebody's grammar if you're going to do it wrong.

Jimi_Rae 15

Monday 31 October 2011 4:23

Several months back my local KFC ran out of chicken on the bone at 7pm. Sounds much the same to me :P

klimpomppp 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 14:32

I agree, OP is, officially, a **** nut

shrek1000 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:44

did you cuss them out?

CatieBabey 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

as soon as I read the 2nd sentence, I realized they were April fooling you. YDI

pinkdaisy 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:50

jerk.

couchcat 25

Monday 23 November 2015 6:56

Bitch is the word I would use.

alex_vik 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:51

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Stupidpeople 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:55

If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

noscope_ftw 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:19

have not of, and dude was an arsehole so he def deserved it

BumpkinsBigBash 8

Wednesday 20 April 2016 14:51

it is illegal to stop servicing a customer

shrek1000 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 17:46

no it isn't haven't you read the signs that said "we hold the right to stop serving for any reason"?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 15 May 2016 16:33

actually #270 its not illegal.

AK 2

Thursday 2 April 2009 9:58

You're an idiot. Listen to people when they try to explain things.

spankyness 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 10:05

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Inspired22 11

Thursday 2 April 2009 10:06

It just makes me laugh at how the typical American is so addicted to coffee. It's like unplugging an umbilical cord to deny someone their coffee! You must be stressed out. Calm down. There are enough horrible things in life to freak out about without freaking out over every little thing. I swear you are going to lose it if you continue that way!

tymarie2012 31

Friday 6 May 2011 22:25

not all americans are addicted to coffee.. I for one am not. I can't stand that stuff.

BelleBelle_fml 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 10:56

Umm, unless your profile is incorrect, you're from Colorado, in the United States of America, making you an American.

jasmine1259 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:24

He never said he wasn't American, just that the typical one is addicted to it. That's actually pretty accurate.

Alexis2742 31

Saturday 23 November 2013 23:14

Lol #212 you say you hate when people post before they think, but that was something pretty stupid you posted

stingray112 24

Thursday 5 February 2015 16:44

U do realize that people who are actually "addicted to coffee" which comes from drinking it to much, get headaches and feel like crap if they don't have it yes?