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Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20511) - you deserved it (5536)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

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