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Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when my bike chain break loose?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016