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Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (3901)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm - work - by Username - United States

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run forest run

#4 - On 07/07/2011 at 7:47pm by whiteboy7thst

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This is a great chance to commandeer someone's else's car. Just run up flashing your wallet like you're a cop then tell them to get the hell out of the car that it's official business. Never mind the blue lights in the rear-view, they're looking for someone else.

#12 - On 07/07/2011 at 7:58pm by every1luvsboners

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