Transportation: Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed...

By Username - 07/07/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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By 4themoneh - 05/04/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I arrived twenty minutes early for my opening shift at work, so I decided to turn on the radio and wait in my nice warm car. I woke up two hours later with twelve missed calls from my boss and a dead car battery. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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By ignored - 28/09/2019 00:01 - Canada

Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML

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By innocent72 - 19/11/2013 21:07 - United States - Canonsburg

Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML

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By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

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By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

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By FailAtLife - 22/02/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML

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whiteboy7thst 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:47

run forest run

bigmanj28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:05

Did you try turning it?

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ihaveatightbutt 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:17

A little gas in the car should help.

ParkersGirl 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:41

Ugh! did it ever finally start?

bobla456 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:16

now you have thirty minutes to run.lol FYL

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Friday 8 July 2011 7:22

12: I was about to comment the same exact thing. We could be such good friends!! :D

YeaThatGuy 2

Friday 8 July 2011 7:25

Usually you have to turn the key once you put it on to make the car start... lol

WizardOfOzLA 2

Friday 8 July 2011 8:43

ydi for your lack of consideration of safety time. For an interview, you shud have been more precautions.

toastyjustice 5

Friday 8 July 2011 9:12

No you couldn't. You are a mere mortal, he is Boners. End of story.

j_cat187 19

Friday 8 July 2011 9:38

maybe you should learn how to work on cars. lucky for me, I got an oldschool stick shift jeep. I can do my own maintainance.

Casuality 6

Friday 8 July 2011 11:08

That's when you call a taxi.

atomicmrpelly 2

Friday 8 July 2011 13:53

So call a cab, Jesus Christ!

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