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Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33257) - you deserved it (3393)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

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knee her in the vagina and falcon punch her face then

#3 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:18am by MutatedPie

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You're gonna have to Chris Brown that bitch.

#6 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:26am by FYLDeep

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