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Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML


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On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

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that was really inconsiderate of you.

#1 - On 12/01/2010 at 2:55am by giantsfan2010

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An Over The Hill cake would have been fine, but your store had to one up that with a Grim Reaper? Man, that sucks! At least you were doing your job well!

#3 - On 12/01/2010 at 2:57am by Honesty4U

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