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Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face than tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 1:02pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Oh, dude that sucks...i hate most people too. Respect and courtesy to others seems to be a thing of the past.

#11 - On 11/17/2010 at 4:43pm by Dukeje

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Dude, this was the best-worded FML I've read in a while. The ending gave me a giggle. :3

#4 - On 11/17/2010 at 4:22pm by DrAwesome

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