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Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23372) - you deserved it (3678)

On 11/11/2010 at 11:53am - work - by khaelian - United States (Illinois)

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Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!

#4 - On 11/11/2010 at 12:35pm by DocBastard

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everybody loves good head

#5 - On 11/11/2010 at 12:36pm by jimmie505

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