By khaelian - 11/11/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
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DocBastard 38

Well, get off the computer and swab the deck, matey! Arrr!

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PaedoInASpeedo 0

Seriously, it sounds as if you work at a gas station from a horror movie.. In the middle of Incestville. More importantly though, are you mopping the blood from killing young girls? Or something.

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TheLittleLoli 0

Everyone knows you're actually talking about yourself. Stfu.

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madasmercury 0

If your life is so damn boring, get out there and change it!

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sinnedrebel 0

huh huh you said head

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W4X 0

Maybe your "highlights" should be more infesting.

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lemonypower 6

NO WAY!!!!!! *mini spazz attack*

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eatlesschipmunks 0

Get a new job that doesn't pay minimum wage and girl or boy friend and a life

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Leva_fml 0

Look, people do these thongs to themselves. If you want more of a life, you need to apply yourself. Don't complain, DO something about it.

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Leva_fml 0

I meant 'things' not thongs, lol iPhone typing at it's best.

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