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Today, I sent a cover letter to a potential employer. In the letter, I talked about my great attention to detail, my strong ability to focus, and my stellar writing skills. After hitting send, I reread the letter and noticed that I typed my name "B-R-A-I-N." My name is Brian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14681) - you deserved it (51781)

On 04/16/2009 at 12:09am - work - by jusfonzin (man) - United States (New York)

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Ummm that's why you read your letters before you send it.... you deserved that.

#1 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:12am by Ohdear1990

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Just say it's your nickname or something. If you wrote about how intelligent you are, "Brain" might be appropriate...

#4 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:23am by vxjazz

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