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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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nikkibeez 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:03

that'll make you insecure.

yazmi_09 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:05

lol well at least he doesnt think you're that fat

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nikkibeez 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:03

that'll make you insecure.

im_wilder 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 13:30

maybe just abit, worst case scenario is if the younger sister pokes her with a stick to see if it jiggles.

jsx12345 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:22

maybe the bf said she's supper skinny and lean, so made the girls expetation pretty high.then when you enterd you were a little fat... but not ALOT FATTER kind of makes sense, eh?

pussydestroyer29 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:34

you deserve it for being fat...workout, eat right, and get off the couch more than just to grab a twinkie..then you will be beautiful....maybe

crazycornn 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 1:47

lots of fat girls are really good looking, I don't see why people don't get that...not like morbidly obese, but some girls who have more meat on their bones than they should look really good, in my opinion.

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:00

lol @# 43

Stephaline19 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:04

How mean, but funny!

yazmi_09 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:05

lol well at least he doesnt think you're that fat

DjeePee 24

Saturday 8 January 2011 13:32

Or he thinks it, is ashamed and therefore is trying to minimize her size.

iliketurdles 7

Saturday 8 January 2011 19:13

or he couldn't careless how much she weighed and just love her? I doubt he would be with her otherwise.

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:06

That wasnt a very nice thing to say :(

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:37

:(

akd1v 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:10

bet you didnt eat any food there haha

sarah48_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:20

haha that is awesomely awkward.

FMLGrammarNazi 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:28

You're retarded.

CloudEnvy 17

Saturday 8 January 2011 17:48

They probably just confused the monitor with the mirror, Mr Pendatik.

NAzAZZHOLE 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 21:25

you're a cutie

sarah48_fml 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 22:02

I want to know what #7 said lol

PeteyPablo12308 20

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:29

That's ****** up

Doortje 29

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:31

Oh wow, that must've made you feel welcome.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:31

I wonder why he told his sister how fat you were to begin with.

miraggg 1

Saturday 8 January 2011 14:13

the sister is probably on her way to fatness as well

MrRawwr84 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:31

HEY FATTIE bOOM bOOM!!! :D

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