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Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML

#21494946
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22040) - you deserved it (3539)

On 11/20/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by nozVail - United States

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

#21495198
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (2798)

On 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm - misc - by elena02 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the mall to pick up the 1 carat diamond my husband recently purchased for me after 6 years of being together. My mom called, I answered my cell. Later, I realized that the baggie with the diamond was no longer in my pocket. It fell out when I answered my phone. FML

Today, I had to tell my super-conservative parents that I had just gone to visit the boyfriend I'm not supposed to have so that I could tell him I am pregnant. FML

#113556
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22037) - you deserved it (55317)

On 02/23/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it didn't flush. FML

#1663
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22035) - you deserved it (3316)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:01pm - misc - by frankie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML

#20042959
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22032) - you deserved it (2553)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:05pm - money - by Tanuki_paws - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

#21472094
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22033) - you deserved it (2900)

On 09/24/2015 at 2:31am - misc - by wifeofafainter - United States (New York)

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

#21477344
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (3830)

On 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after months of running up four flights of stairs to what I thought was the only male restroom in the building, I found another one. It's always been just around the corner from my desk. FML

Today, I was trying to get a piece of apple that was stuck in between my teeth. A chunk of my tooth came out instead. FML

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22029) - you deserved it (14783)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML

#20193447
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (5727)

On 12/06/2012 at 3:24am - misc - by whaleninjapoop - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

#21455554
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (1536)

On 08/13/2015 at 10:54am - animals - by grace (woman) - United States (New York)



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