By Bug5992 - / Sunday 9 December 2012 22:46 / United States - Kent
By minime94 - / Thursday 15 November 2012 06:35 / United States - Sunset
FML - The follow-up

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

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I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo
By Crystal_da_thing - / Thursday 29 January 2015 10:10 / Australia
By Daughter of the year / Wednesday 11 March 2015 00:19 / Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

By lady parts / Monday 27 October 2014 23:05 / United States - Lake Bluff
By Creep - / Friday 15 July 2011 23:10 / United States
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