Sports Struggles By FML Videos - 09/11/2018 01:30 Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something! I agree, your life sucks 254 You deserved it 80 Share Tweet Share
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 You deserved it 1 321
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 791 You deserved it 1 707
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 471 You deserved it 56 847
Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 314 You deserved it 3 218
Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 625 You deserved it 17 483
Today, despite my muscles being just fine, my genetic collagen deformity has caused insane amounts of pain over things like 'walking' or 'sweeping the floor'. I used to be able to hike up mountains. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 036 You deserved it 66
Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML I agree, your life sucks 51 674 You deserved it 3 693
Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 806 You deserved it 50 840