By Anonymous - / Friday 6 March 2015 16:51 / Canada - Toronto
FML - The follow-up

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

henrylikestreats Say more :
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have...
By henrylikestreats / Thursday 30 April 2015 18:04 / United States - Mayer
By Anonymous / Saturday 31 January 2015 01:25 / Australia - Brisbane
FML - The follow-up

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML

ujellybro234 Say more :
Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.
By ujellybro234 / Tuesday 1 December 2015 16:52 / United States - Brown City
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