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By Anonymous / Monday 15 March 2010 23:29 / United States
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By  cardinallove  |  11

How did you finally figure that out? When you bothered to read the package? It should have been made obvious at least within the first couple of days when you kept having to shit... YDI

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  amiotica  |  2

i call fake.. laxatives dont take a week to work.. they take 24 hours or less... and its weird that im reading a book right now and the exact same thing happens in the book.. i mean EXACT sooo i dunno

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  trizzieb  |  0

Easy fix. Find some real breathmints, put them in your rectum, and that should cancel out the shit coming from your mouth and give your farts a minty freshness.

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  mandark  |  9

Does no one realize that they could actually be breath mints, but a kind that may have Sorbitol (a sugar substitute)? Downing lots of breath mints containing Sorbitol can have a laxative effect.

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  sadistmonkey  |  19

amiotica, the OP probably felt the effects of the laxatives right after he took them but didn't draw a causal relation between the mints that he ate and the diarrhea that ensued until after a week.

By  cardinallove  |  11

How did you finally figure that out? When you bothered to read the package? It should have been made obvious at least within the first couple of days when you kept having to shit... YDI

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Agreed. How does this even happen? At every store I've ever been to, the laxatives and other drugs are nowhere near the candies. I originally interpreted this FML to mean your mints have been working as a laxative on you. I think I'll go back to believing that as it makes you seem less of an idiot.

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