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Friday 24 October 2014

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Today, I didn't make dinner fast enough so somebody had a yelling and screaming temper tantrum. It would be understandable if the person who threw the tantrum was a child, and not my 57-year-old father. FML

#21283737
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13735) - you deserved it (1149)

On 10/23/2014 at 11:56am - misc - by mnote (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to google the definition of transsexual just to know what the hell my friends were talking about. I need to read a book. FML

#21282666
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12686) - you deserved it (19567)

On 10/21/2014 at 8:36pm - misc - by Awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

#21283193
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10399) - you deserved it (23878)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by mr_cheese (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife. FML

#21283962
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2461) - you deserved it (216)

On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

#21284017
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2016) - you deserved it (281)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by pyrogypsy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

#21284031
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1466) - you deserved it (203)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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