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Sunday 20 April 2014

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Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML

#21116951
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18868) - you deserved it (1831)

On 04/19/2014 at 3:44am - misc - by crappy - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16517) - you deserved it (28125)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15130) - you deserved it (37916)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML

#21117173
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12708) - you deserved it (962)

On 04/19/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by reb (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

#21117346
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12348) - you deserved it (1195)

On 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by burnmyeyes (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

#21117292
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12140) - you deserved it (1390)

On 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm - love - by snore - Mexico (Distrito Federal)



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