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Wednesday 22 May 2013

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Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6707) - you deserved it (413)

On 05/22/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by SadPuppy - United States

Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6116) - you deserved it (437)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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