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Thursday 5 March 2015

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Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

#21367992
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15595) - you deserved it (1242)

On 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#21366627
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12033) - you deserved it (42366)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11418) - you deserved it (15150)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, my neighbor at my apartment building told me water from my sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do my dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML

#21368266
29 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

#21368246
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1404) - you deserved it (132)

On 03/04/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by neverforgetyourphone - Canada (Ontario)



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