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Friday 31 July 2015

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Today, I was detained for trying to "illegally enter" my house, all because my parents forgot to tell me they were being evicted. FML

#21449546
61 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm - misc - by College_Grad (woman) -

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Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

#21448997
58 comments

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On 07/29/2015 at 8:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

#21448605
65 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

#21449249
49 comments

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On 07/29/2015 at 9:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

#21449022
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On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

#21449052
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (1145)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by roselysunset (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

#21449508
74 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

#21449535
54 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 1:22pm - kids - by GidleyWife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
99 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML

#21449647
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14048) - you deserved it (953)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm - kids - by Lonely School Kid - Canada

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
46 comments

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On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML

#21449623
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12510) - you deserved it (880)

On 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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