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Today, I was rushed to the hospital, butt-naked after stepping out of the shower, for numerous venomous spider bites, all because I turned on the ceiling fan. FML

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Arachnophobia, 67. I had to check my iPhone's autocorrect for that one, so no worries. I just figured I'd find out for the both of us since your comment had me curious.

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Arachnophobia, 67. I had to check my iPhone's autocorrect for that one, so no worries. I just figured I'd find out for the both of us since your comment had me curious.

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This reminds me of the FML about the ants emerging from the wall as OP was offering his daily sacrifice to the porcelain throne.

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176 - thank you ^_^ I'm rather fond of that pic because it's a touch creepy and worrying (who likes normal?)

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Spiders are more scared of you than you are of it. Unless you have a phobia then you are more scared of it than it is of you.

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Shit like this is why I wish I had the guns that FPS Russia does. Nevermind the zombie apocalypse, just keep the damn spiders away.

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58 - yeah, of course they're afraid, if they weren't they wouldn't bite and we wouldn't be having this discussion

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Y'all got it all wrong. If a swarm of spiders comes after me, I shoot myself, rather then be bound, poisoned, and get my ring stolen by Sam Gamgee.

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But, if OP left it, then in a few weeks time the house would be absolutely infested, and they'd have to move out. Murphy's law.

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I've felt generous before, and left the spider to live. A week later I had a ginormous spider bite and hundreds of baby spiders under my bed. *shivers*

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Spiders sometimes bite people in their sleep, I've woken up many times with a spider bite so it's not like their completely harmless.

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134 - I'd like to see you personally apply that philosophy when you're being bitten by mosquitoes, or should your house become infested with bedbugs, cockroaches, rats, or termites.

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142- most spiders only bite when you're sleeping because your arm or limb closest them could be seen as a threat. Unless it's an aggressive spider-- but most are docile until provoked or they feel threatened.

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Though I don't kill anything myself (partially because I'm a pussy, but also because I feel bad), if it makes me uncomfortable enough to avoid a space in my own house, I'm gonna have someone kill it.

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If they're in plain sight it's ok, it's when you lose sight of them... In your bedroom. At night when that becomes a problem...

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If I even see a spider, it bothers me! I understand OP, cause just knowing there was one in the room would freak me out and I would want it to go away too!

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6- This has nothing to do with the FML but I find it extremely inappropriate for a 13 year old girl to be so blatantly trying to show of the very small amount of breast she has on the internet to strangers. I remember being 13 and thinking I was mature and old enough to show cleavage and date and stuff, but I wasn't and you're not either. Enjoy being a child while you can! Plus I doubt your parents/guardian would be happy to see that picture!!!

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It has NOTHING to do with maturity really, it has to do with that photo practically being child pornography and that it's incredibly inappropriate.

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Maybe OP just didn't want them creeping on them. Could have let it out of the window or something, but if OP was scared of spiders there was probably no way in hell they'd pick one up :P

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6- You really should take down the incredibly inappropriate photo which by law very well could be considered child pornography in which you would be charged with producing and supplying child porn!

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Spiders don't deserve to live when they are in our house they can live outside but when they come it trespassers will be killed.

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Also, like I said on 6's post, it's disappointing to see so many thumbs down. Unless it's trying to kill you, most animals/insects are just trying to live their lives, so why try to kill it? I know I'd hate to be minding my own business and have some giant douche come up and decide I should die just for walking around. By the way, I'm a happy carnivore...I just don't believe in killing stuff cause you feel like it...

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129-You do realize that's how they survive. Outside the elements can kill them easily if they dont find shelter

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Sure, just not in someone's house where they are most likely to get killed anyways at some point. Spiders are some scary fuckers.

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Sure, just not in someone's house where they would be killed anyways at some point. Spiders are some scary fuckers.

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Yeah yeahs one time I saw this tiny white spider. And I thought "let him live, he looks harmless" Didn't see him again until the next month. A fucking giant 3 inch white spider. I almost crapped my pants!!!

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