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Saturday 20 December 2014

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Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27391) - you deserved it (2505)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

#21318499
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27288) - you deserved it (2008)

On 12/16/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by shit_fer_luck (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML

#21318814
89 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

#21318050
78 comments

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On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

#21318557
79 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 2:26pm - misc - by privatebathroomneeded - United States (California)

Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML

#21319043
36 comments

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On 12/17/2014 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my parents decided to "discipline" my kitten by spraying her with water. This somehow managed to completely un-train her, and now she's back to being the compulsive biter she was when I first brought her home. FML

#21318466
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26333) - you deserved it (2876)

On 12/16/2014 at 10:01am - animals - by scars - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
74 comments

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On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

#21319659
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25753) - you deserved it (2595)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML

#21319715
50 comments

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On 12/18/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by peteto818 (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25361) - you deserved it (2081)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (2975)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)



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