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Sunday 1 February 2015

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Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22644) - you deserved it (4610)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, I found out my girlfriend is bulimic. Like that wasn't bad enough, I found out because she spent all of our rent money on food. FML

#21345004
107 comments

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22469) - you deserved it (2091)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22357) - you deserved it (3372)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
86 comments

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21967) - you deserved it (2025)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21907) - you deserved it (2814)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (2680)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML

#21346172
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21679) - you deserved it (1604)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm - misc - by John Doe (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

#21345047
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21523) - you deserved it (2279)

On 01/27/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by NoTalkAllGame - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21511) - you deserved it (1801)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21420) - you deserved it (2316)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML

#21344628
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21411) - you deserved it (2189)

On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States



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