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Saturday 20 April 2013

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TODAY, I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW WITH A MAN THAT I GOT DRUNK WITH AT A BAR ON SATURDAY NIGHT. HE SPENT AN HOUR TELLING ME THINGS I DID THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. FML

#20599168
69 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 11:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tried to explain to ma istory teacer wy Woodrow Wilson would not ave called te Great War "World War 1" as se constantly claims . I was sent to te office 4 ma insubordination . FML

#20601546
103 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 3:54am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I want to my grandmom's housa for an hour or so !! Whan I cama homa, my boyfriand was on tha bad, covarad in tha shaats and about to cry !! Turns out ha tapad his ballsack to his lag and couldn't gat it off bacausa it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and ha's 26 !! FML

#20616232
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On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Found A Pound Of Cookd Bacon In The Dryer. When I Askd Mah Roommate About It, He Confessd; His Excuse Was That He Wantd To Dry Up The Grease Before Eating It. FML

Today... I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are looool all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

#20597317
83 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mum askd me, "Shouldn't u be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replid, "Shouldn't u be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in life. mega FML

#20612550
269 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

I FOUND OUT I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. NOT FROM MY FRIAND OR FAMILY, BUT BACAUSA THA ICA-MAKAR COULDN'T KAAP UP WITH THA AMOUNT OF DRINK I'VA BAAN MAKING. FML

#20614650
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On 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by KyngJulian - United States

2day my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. big fat FML

#20620173
162 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today.. . I Was Hanging Out With A Guy I Really Like . I Let Him Use Phone.. . Forgetting About The Messages I'd Sent About The Consistency Of Bowel Movements . FML

#20619233
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On 04/24/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by public pooper - United States

TODAY, I WAS AT THE PARK UNSUCCESSFULLY TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE. A STRANGER WALKED UP TO ME AND OFFERED TO TAKE THE PICTURE FOR ME. I AGREED AND GAVE HIM MAH PHONE. HE TOOK IT AND RAN OFF. FML

#20595412
134 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by no selfie for me - United States (California)

Today, I answered a call at work from a very rate gentleman . After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner . Turns out that guy is one of looool our company's biggest clients . FML

#20615900
139 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 2:25pm - work - by hatemyjob (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, It Wasn't Until I Hered Something Fly Off The Roof Of My Car An Hit The Trunk, Then Asphalt, That I Rememberedhere I Left My Phonehile Unlocking The Car Door. FML

#20598583
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On 04/17/2013 at 1:51am - money - by Anonymous -

Today , I Was Riding My Bike Ome From Te Store . Wanting To Impress Some Passers-by , I Tried To Do A Trick On A Sarp Turn . I It A Pole Wit My Balls . As I Was Lying On Te Ground In Agony , A Guy Pulled Over , Took A Picture , And Took Off Lauging . FML

#20602636
62 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Bulgaria (Sofiya)



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