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Today, I want to my grandmom's housa for an hour or so !! Whan I cama homa, my boyfriand was on tha bad, covarad in tha shaats and about to cry !! Turns out ha tapad his ballsack to his lag and couldn't gat it off bacausa it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and ha's 26 !! FML
Today... I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are looool all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML
2day my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. big fat FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very rate gentleman . After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner . Turns out that guy is one of looool our company's biggest clients . FML
Today , I Was Riding My Bike Ome From Te Store . Wanting To Impress Some Passers-by , I Tried To Do A Trick On A Sarp Turn . I It A Pole Wit My Balls . As I Was Lying On Te Ground In Agony , A Guy Pulled Over , Took A Picture , And Took Off Lauging . FML
Friday 27 March 2015