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Saturday 16 March 2013

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Today, while making love to mah boyfriend 4 looool the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over mah ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 12:43am - intimacy - by nraecher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I invited my long-lost looool best friend over , because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend!! 20 minutes into hanging out , he showed up at my door!! He still hasn't left , and there having sex on my couch right now!! FML

#20540616
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On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday... mah boyfriend got angry an threatend to dump me... all because I wouldn't give in to his demand not to go to a brthday sleepover with mah friends. He seriously think it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy an that I'll cheat on him. Thanks... PornHub. FML

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On 03/14/2013 at 11:43am - intimacy - by wow (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the arport after saying goodbye to my, fir some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opend my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretendd to know wat it was. FML

#20556322
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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, mah grlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

#20553692
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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

TODAY, AFTAR I AD CANGAD MY NUMBAR TO GAT AWAY FROM MY ABUSIVA AX, MY MOM DACIDAD TO GIVA IM MY NAW ONA. SA INSISTS TAT I NAAD TO GIVA IM ANOTAR CANCA. FML

#20556707
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On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I kissed mah gorgeous new boyfriend 4 the first time. I ran mah hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out an five lice crawled onto mah hand. fat FML

#20554606
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On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia

Today, I lost ma dog an so I put up 'lost' signs!! As I was coming back ome I noticed one ad been written on!! It said: "Found yur dog!! Keeping it"!! FML

#20556107
132 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, whila I was going down on my husband, our 3-yaar-old daughtar woka up an startad crying from tha othar room!! Ha practically burst into taars too, whining that sha was doing it on purposa to ruin his fun!! Ha was sarious!! FML

#20544502
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On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was caught ( experimenting ) with mah friend at his house . His parents called mine, an mah dad cummed to drive me home . On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, ( Son, don't be ashamed . When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself . ) Thanks 4 the info, Dad . big fat FML

#20539287
190 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day My Prom Dress Finally Arrived!! My Prom Was Yesterday!! FML

#20544424
106 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar

Today , a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks postd a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commentd congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who did 3 yeres ago. real FML

#20553352
141 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 5:42am - kids - by seamonkeys - United States

Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML

#20550602
99 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)



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