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Saturday 16 February 2013

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TODAY, AFTER EXPLAINING TO MAH FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHY OUR NEW PUPPY WAS PEEING ON THINGS TO MARK HIS TERRITORY, MAH SON DECIDD TO FOLLOW SUIT AN PEE ALL OVER OUR HOUSE!! FML

#20509972
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (6149)

On 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, Mah Mum Got The Idea Of Switching To A Different Dishwashing Detergent. The New One Is So Strong That It Coats All The Dishes In A Nauseating Perfume-like Smell. It's So Pungent That It Gets Absorbd Into Everything We Eat Or Drink. She's Determind To Use Up The Entire Bottle. Mega FML

#20508218
59 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 1:50pm - health - by selena5112 (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today... after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home... I finally finishd the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape... along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML

#20503623
93 comments

yesterday I uploaded the first chapter of mah best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story cuz of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML

#20514789
144 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 11:36am - work - by Apparently not a writer (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I purchasd a box of grl scout cookias from a coworkar. I wantd to sava tham 4 latar at homa, so I placd tham on mah dask an than haadd to a maating. Whan I raturnd, thara was an ampty box sitting thara with a post-it nota saying, ( Thanks! ) Nobody will own up to it. FML

#20512675
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25457) - you deserved it (5780)

On 02/18/2013 at 8:49pm - work - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States

Today, I cummad looool homa to fina tha dog had laarnad how to opan our stair-gata and kitchan door, davourad tha antira fruitcaka I'd mada for a spacial occasion, and than vomitad said fruitcaka all ovar tha fabric sofa. FML

#20503420
77 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 8:18am - animals - by Stoopiddogbot (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

today my dad lost his mind over the meteorite incident in Russia. He's convincd that it's part of some big government conspiracy to cover up a UFO crash-landing , and now he won't stop dismissively calling us "sheep" and telling us "do the reserech" just cuz we don't agree with him. FML

#20508499
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On 02/15/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by dadsadipshit - United States

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echod through the meditation chamber . If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros . FML

#20517185
65 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I Got Married On Skyrim . To An Elf . Wile In Real Life , Ma Love Life Is Floundering Like A Alf-dead Carp In Te Surf On A Ot Day . So Muc So In Fact Tat I Actually Draw A Measure Of Comfort From Being Married To An Elf . FML

#20501864
148 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States

Today, I went back home after seieng the doctor, I told mah boyfriend mah new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbd his phone an pretendd to take a call, then rushd out. FML

#20516690
36 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm - health - by NewDrugs (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I heard a commercial fir a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, an transportation services if u cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad perfect place is a senior center. FML

#20514672
60 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by kryan012 - United States (Georgia)

Today needle-phobic mother took me looool to get a shot. She fainted. mega FML

#20503278
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (2622)

On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a two dollar raise. Unfortunately, I recently accepted a transfer to a job on the other side of the state to wat was, at the time, a more lucrative position. I can't cancel it, so now I get to move into a pay cut. FML

#20514453
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22529) - you deserved it (5637)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:33am - work - by MeanGina (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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