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Thursday 14 February 2013

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Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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