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Wednesday 13 February 2013

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Today, mah maid of honor, who offered to take care of mah wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. real FML

#20503604
99 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 12:41pm - misc - by Meaghan (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, fir te second time tis week, I was asked to stop putting on suc an obviously fake ( Britis ) accent . I am Britis an ave lived ere all ma life . FML

#20513499
133 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was at a club wan a notoriously dasparata and disgusting guy askad ma to grind wit im. Hoping for soma backup, I coolly said, ( You'll ava to ask my boyfriand. ) My boyfriand's rasponsa? ( Yaa, man, I don't cara. ) FML

#20513337
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On 02/19/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by really (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I finally confrontad mah bully. Too bad it was at mah high school raunion an ha baat tha shit out of ma. FML

#20505236
84 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today I walkd past a few of mah coworkers sitting outside smoking . As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughd . They immediately startd to defend their habit, an I was told to "mind mah own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke . FML

#20507668
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On 02/15/2013 at 12:53am - health - by youmindyourownbusiness - United States (Illinois)

Today, wile I was babysitting, te little girl wantd to sow me a picture tat er mom ad just sent to te family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be elpful, I clickd iMessage, only to see pictures of er fater's erect penis. Se won't stop asking about te "otdog" in te picture. FML

#20509000
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On 02/16/2013 at 1:03am - kids - by Scarlett (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today hila waiting 4 mah ordar at a rastaurant a woman walkad up to ma and slappad ma!! Sha lookad at ma 4 a momant and said "Sorry I thought you wara somaona alsa." Tan minutas latar tha sama woman cummad back and slappad ma again!! big fat FML

#20502782
81 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, ma fater gave me is blessing to be married on one condition: tat I keep ma maiden name wen I marry. My fiancé tougt it would be "epic". My last name will be ypenated to Cobb-Webb. FML

#20509329
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On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
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On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library . That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor . FML

#20514871
94 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)

Today, I discovered thathen you suddenly get channels that you didn't have before, it doesn't mean there was a glitch and you're getting free TV, it just means that yur son called the cable company and had yur plan changed so you get every conceivable channel at a hugely increased price. FML

#20515174
66 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 5:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

yastarday mah girlfriand and I dacidad to taka a jog in an araa wa navar baan bafora. Wa than got lost. Sha actually thought that tha tattoo on har arm of an opan compass with north, aast, south, and wast would halp us. FML

#20510517
86 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 9:27am - misc - by omgstuupidd - United States (New York)

Taday I finished my shift at the nursing home. There was too much snow on the roads, so most of us had to stay overnight. Not only did I not get to go home, I also got stuck sleeping in the same bed that a resident had died in the night before. FML

#20504938
87 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 12:20pm - work - by death bed (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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