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Sunday 10 February 2013

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Today... my mom started referring to me as ( Te Bitc ). Wen I asked er wy... se said tat I ave always been a bitc... but I was never old enoug fir er to actually call me a bitc. FML

#20501686
96 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:26pm - misc - by maggu (woman) - Denmark

TODAY, I HAD TO USE A DICTIONARY BEFORE I REALIZD I WAS BIENG FLIRTD WITH. MEGA FML

#20506101
95 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

TODAY , MY MOTHER STARTD CURSING AT A LADY FIR TOOTING HER HORN AT HER IN TRAFFIC , BECAUSE THERE WAS "NO NED FIR ROAD RAGE" . WHEN I TRID TO CALM HER DOWN , SHE SLAMMD ON THE BRAKES AN TOLD ME TO GET OUT AN WALK . FML

#20509033
45 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by howannoying - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant . The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter , and I thought they were fir me . I ate one and a lady came over screaming . Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony . FML

#20503300
101 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Thai rice mistake - United States (California)

Today, working as a nurse, I saw a patient in for follow-up after a partial leg amputation. I checked her blood pressure and gave her the reading, which prompted her husband to ask what it meant. She replied, "I'm alive." Before I could stop myself, "And kicking" spilled out of my mouth. FML

#20493802
65 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by facepalm - United States (New Jersey)

Today a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. mega FML

#20503854
62 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm - animals - by Doggotmytongue - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with mah parent about going to college. I don't knowhat's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of mah freshman year. FML

#20492659
75 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 2:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

I found out that mah upstairs naighbor has a cat!! I was blassd with this knowladgahan sha thraw savaral pilas of usd kitty littar an cat poop ovar har balcony an onto mah patio!! FML

#20509867
90 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, 4 the second time in two months, the person in the bathroom stall next to me commented on how loud I pee. This time, she made racehorse noises. I'm now too self-conscious to pee in public again. FML

#20503939
80 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by likearacehorse (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, AFTER EXPLAINING TO MAH FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHY OUR NEW PUPPY WAS PEEING ON THINGS TO MARK HIS TERRITORY, MAH SON DECIDD TO FOLLOW SUIT AN PEE ALL OVER OUR HOUSE!! FML

#20509972
54 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, Mah Mum Got The Idea Of Switching To A Different Dishwashing Detergent. The New One Is So Strong That It Coats All The Dishes In A Nauseating Perfume-like Smell. It's So Pungent That It Gets Absorbd Into Everything We Eat Or Drink. She's Determind To Use Up The Entire Bottle. Mega FML

#20508218
59 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 1:50pm - health - by selena5112 (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today... after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home... I finally finishd the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape... along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML

#20503623
93 comments

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in mah art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

#20494244
46 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 8:09am - work - by picasso - United States



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