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Wednesday 6 February 2013

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Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (202) - you deserved it (1750)

On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm - animals - by Doggotmytongue - United States (Illinois)



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