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Wednesday 30 January 2013

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Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7878) - you deserved it (41091)

On 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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