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Wednesday 30 January 2013

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Today, my boyfriend an I arrivd at our pre-paid hotel for a romantic evening. When we went to sign in, they had no reservation for us, however they did yesterday. The payment is non-refundable. FML

#20493202
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On 02/04/2013 at 3:47pm - money - by perfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I had to looool have major oral surgery . Needless to say I am in ned of some heavy pain medication . My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never calld in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise . This has been going back and forth fir hours . FML

#20483291
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On 01/28/2013 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today... I was moving into my new looool apartment. Te previous owner ad refusd to move out until today... anden I got tere... I realizd I didn't ave a key. I was about to call imen I found out I didn't ned to; e took te door. big fat FML

#20486186
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On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in teres, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissue an a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minute of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML

#20491267
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On 02/03/2013 at 4:58am - misc - by wetqueefa (man) - United States (California)

Today while checking out a couple at work I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day . The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was 4 making the prices so high . I work at McDonald's . FML

#20488361
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On 01/31/2013 at 11:06pm - work - by stupidapperently (woman) - United States

Today... I desperately needed to pee... so I decided to confront my anxiety issues an use a public toilet. I opened te lid... only to see several uge... rancid floaters staring back at me. I ad an attack... started sobbing... an pissed myself on te way ome. Never again. FML

#20489333
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On 02/01/2013 at 6:53pm - misc - by VMV (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to "stop sticking yur butt out". My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

#20495701
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On 02/06/2013 at 1:57pm - misc - by embarassinggg (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, tha naw managar at my workplaca laft aarly in a panic, axclaiming, "My grandma had an accidant! I naad to saa if sha's okay!" I was laft in charga of tha bar onca again. This is tha sixth tima this waak his grandma has had an "accidant". FML

#20490841
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On 02/02/2013 at 9:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, After Heavy Rain Mah Street Flooded. While In Mah Living Room, I Looked Outside To See That Mah Elderly Neighbour Was Outside Splashing In A Knee Deep Puddle. He Was Butt-naked And Wearing A Snorkel And Flippers. FML

#20492744
97 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I decidd at looool age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room fir nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out an abandon her forever, an has been crying fir the last four hours. FML

#20490721
85 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 7:52pm - kids - by NeverEscaping (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday , As I Was Walking To My Car , I Noticed A Car Wit A Tail Ligt Out . Trying To Be A Good Citizen , I Walked Up To Te Driver's Side Door And Said "excuse Me" . Te Lady Ten Maced Me Troug Te Open Window . FML

#20494408
63 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:45pm - health - by maced face - United States

Today, I was running late fir work and quickly grabbed mah outfit from the dryer. I hered the crackling of static as I took out mah shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when mah co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to mah back. FML

#20491168
61 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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