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Thursday 24 January 2013

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Today, mah husband yelld at me fir not doing any household chores . I can barely move mah hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease mah arthritis, an mah other hand is as bad as ever . I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes an iron clothes . FML

#20476416
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On 01/24/2013 at 12:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, an he took me back to his house fir the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

#20478132
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On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

Today someone put ahole packet of glitter on the blade of mah ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticedhen I turned it on. FML

#20482822
150 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbd mah inhaler an took a puff !! This was probably very disturbing for the earwighich had somehow made mah puffer its home, as I discoveredhen it shot into mah mouth !! FML

#20477568
80 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:30am - health - by asthmattack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was cleaning at workhen an elderly gentleman walkd toward me , pausd , and with a wink said , "That'shat I like to see: a grl on her knees." This is the same workplacehere another old man informd me that mah yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

#20472773
92 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

while getting intimate with looool my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She hered the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

#20480710
73 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took a taxi ride with mah friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out mah friend had already paid. FML

#20475292
54 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 6:33pm - money - by stevenr579 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , my fiancé's mother cummed up to me an told me she loves that I stuck with my soon-to-be husband despite his history an condition . I have no ideahat she's talking about , an she refuses to tell me . FML

#20485066
86 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 5:46pm - love - by Aspireworks - United States

Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML

#20480640
59 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:23am - health - by crippled shopper - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went an bought lunch 4 all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. big fat FML

#20473074
56 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 1:49pm - work - by me - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend . I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics . Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug . I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle . mega FML

#20484554
74 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 9:51am - health - by oh no (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , at mah 6-year-old son's brthday party , I had to explain to mah boyfriend that it's not okay to use condom as party balloons . FML

#20477498
74 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend causd the pair of us to loose by just a single point, because he answerd "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

#20480093
164 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by twohoursclosertodeath (woman) - United States (Texas)



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