Wednesday 16 January 2013 
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Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm - animals - by bull-stuff - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by Mizzaroo - United States (Washington)
Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by itsjustwill - United States (Washington)
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by jakeeey - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by dpap - United States (Iowa)
Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
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On 01/19/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, the drummer of my band briefly mentioned something about not being allowed into the United States, just as he left our last practice before our big tour in America. FML
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On 01/20/2013 at 7:27am - work - by musicalrose_21 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 1:49pm - work - by me - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:39am - kids - by dani0810 - Canada (Ontario)
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