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Sunday 13 January 2013

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Today, after recently breaking up with boyfriend, I unknowingly washed laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells lyk ex. FML

#20467750
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (15718)

On 01/19/2013 at 11:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today I got ome only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming te freezing streets calling is name I returned to fine im stuck beind te couc wit my cewed-up new soes in is muzzle. real FML

#20447616
81 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 5:40am - animals - by Coldandshoeless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, wife has the flu,hile I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as toho's more contagious andho should take care of her as to get her sick. Yay fir the entre day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. big fat FML

#20448554
71 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Curly (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, te grl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking wit er. "Just te two of us," se said. I ad to turn er down cuz I'm 17 yeres old and never lerened ow to ride a bike. FML

#20457168
160 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 1:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah mom wishd me "Happy Conception Day." real FML

#20462817
117 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking mah dog when he decidd that he was too lazy to continue walking!! It endd looool up with me looking lyk a crazy dog lady carrying mah medium-sizd dog home!! FML

#20448490
75 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm - animals - by life// (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MAH ROOMMATE CAME BACK DRUNK FROM RUSHING FRATERNITIES. NORMALLY I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED, HAD HE NOT IMMEDIATELY PISSED AND THROWN UP EVERYWHERE AFTER ENTERING THE ROOM. IF ONLY I HAD MOVED MAH GUITAR AND THE SUITCASE FULL OF CLOTHE I HAD LEFT OUT AFTER RETURNING FROM BREAK. FML

Today, after an our of crying over a guy I like, I putted on some Adele an sang along. My mom quickly took notice an came to give me advice, wic was to "get over it" cuz e doesn't want me, an tat "masturbation beats relationsips ands down." Gee, tanks mom. FML

#20469543
88 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, aftar a vary aartfalt convarsation wit ma motar, I promisad ar tat I'd quit smoking. I walkad in on ar smoking ma cigarattas an our latar. Har axcusa was tat sa didn't want ma monay to ava gona to wasta. maga FML

#20468389
44 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into mah shop requesting alcohol,hich I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor.

#20445898
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24405) - you deserved it (1980)

On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on fir hours an I still scream every time. FML

#20454752
81 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while sledding with mah daughter, I tried getting her to go down a steeper slope than she's used to!! She was worried she'd crash, so I went frst to show her how it's done!! I lost control halfway down the hill, bailed, and rolled into a tree!! My wife has it on video!! FML

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friendhile I sleep . I have no idea how many times this has happened . mega FML

#20455938
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23741) - you deserved it (3062)

On 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by I'm screwed - Canada (Alberta)



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