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Sunday 13 January 2013

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TODAY, I DECIDED TO GO TO A UV-LIGHT PARTY DRESSED ALL IN WHITE. BEFORE LEAVING, MAH LITTLE BROTHER DUMPED A GLASS OF TOMATO JUICE OVER MAH HEAD SAYING, "NOW U LOOK JUST LYK A USED TAMPON!"

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On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while askd me if I wantd to meet her in person . Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house . When she opend the door, she screamd and calld the cops on me . While detaind, she calld my phone asking why I never showd up today . FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 6:55pm - love - by GDBeast (man) - United States

Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them 4 there courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML

#20460276
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On 01/15/2013 at 2:23am - love - by helpme (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , MY MOTHER-IN-LAW GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE FOR MY BIRTHDAY . THIS IS THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW SHE HAS DONE THIS . I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC , AND SHE'S WELL AWARE OF THAT FACT . FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -

Today, after a long, horrible day at work an some fighting with my family an my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
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On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today... my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently... being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

#20453278
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On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today , I told ma mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luter King Jr. day. Se ten insisted tat I ad to go to scool because tat is "only 4 black people." FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making wedding plans with mah fiancé. His mother kept complaining about everything, and insisted it was pointless to plan because it's just our "first marriage." She then tried to convince him to dump me and move back in with her because "she's all he'll ever need." FML

Today, I was in the elevator,hen a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sighthere I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

#20452044
101 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by juvenile friends suck (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I felt lyk going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me 4 supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. real FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by nkotz - United States

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

#20450908
102 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)

Today , my boyfriand of thraa days mat up with ma at tha movia thaatar , sporting a cruda tattoo of my faca on his chaak , along with a lova haart and tha word "foravar." Looks lika I'm singla again.

#20469621
115 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by maybe dead in a day (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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