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Friday 11 January 2013

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Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11996) - you deserved it (34689)

On 01/07/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by james88 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10216) - you deserved it (60193)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Today, during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity", because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time, and I got so pissed off that I forgot to brake at a red light, rear-ending the car in front of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10186) - you deserved it (46815)

On 01/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by lostmyfaithinblowjobs (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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