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my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity!! She was worried cuz I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap!! FML
Today,ile picking up a birtday cake, I was screamd at by an upset woman fir getting special attention from te bakers, and tat I was noting more tan an attention-ogging slut. Te bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great grl; we went out to dinner an saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to car to find out that a homeles man had broken the window, climbed into it, an was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
Today... I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day... but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Oncehile I was at work helping a customer... the otherhile sitting on the couch next to mah boyfriend. FML
Yesterday, I flew from Australia to the UK to meet the woman I love. After two years of talking, and having gotten a love letter for mah birthday a few months prior, I was convincd we'd have a great time. Turns out she doesn't know wat she feels for me. I'm staying with her for the next 35 days. FML
Today, Some Beefd-up Guy Wearing A Wife-beater Sat In Restaurant, Took Out A Big Sack Of Coins, And Playd My Little Pony Songs On The Jukebox Fir 4 Hours Straight. I Couldn't Summon The Courage To Tell Him To Leave.
Taday I went on a cruise . I gave ma bags to a porter.. . an tipped im $5 . Later tat nigt.. . ma bags still adn't arrived at ma room.. . an tat's wen I realized tat I'd paid a fake porter to steal ma bags . FML
Today, I took my drivar's tast. I was confidant and tougt avaryting would go wall. My boss andd up calling ma savaral timas during ta tast. Turns out my collaagua navar looool sowd up to covar for ma, and my boss blamd ma. Not only did I fail my tast, I'm now suspandd from work too. FML
2day my car is still in te sop, so I askd my psyco broter to drive me to te mall. He spd up to nerely 20km over te sped limit, so I soutd for im to stop before e got us bot killd. He it te brakes in te middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML
Friday 27 March 2015