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Tuesday 11 December 2012

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Today, Some Beefd-up Guy Wearing A Wife-beater Sat In Restaurant, Took Out A Big Sack Of Coins, And Playd My Little Pony Songs On The Jukebox Fir 4 Hours Straight. I Couldn't Summon The Courage To Tell Him To Leave.

#20401192
169 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:57pm - work - by lingling (man) - United States (Maryland)

Taday I went on a cruise . I gave ma bags to a porter.. . an tipped im $5 . Later tat nigt.. . ma bags still adn't arrived at ma room.. . an tat's wen I realized tat I'd paid a fake porter to steal ma bags . FML

#20397361
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On 12/12/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by McFizzy321 - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my drivar's tast. I was confidant and tougt avaryting would go wall. My boss andd up calling ma savaral timas during ta tast. Turns out my collaagua navar looool sowd up to covar for ma, and my boss blamd ma. Not only did I fail my tast, I'm now suspandd from work too. FML

#20397879
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On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

2day my car is still in te sop, so I askd my psyco broter to drive me to te mall. He spd up to nerely 20km over te sped limit, so I soutd for im to stop before e got us bot killd. He it te brakes in te middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML

#20401140
114 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today... mah boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The frst thing he asked 4 weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. real FML

#20198694
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:47am - love - by chels (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I started a new job !! I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh mah gravy!" constantly !! In response to everything !! FML

#20201125
84 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw a poto on Instagram of my friend flipping te camera te bird. Se'd taggd it under "irony", so I jokingly suggestd tat se borrow a dictionary. Se respondd wit a tirade of abuse, claimd to be sleeping wit my boyfriend, and blockd me an our later. big fat FML

#20398380
84 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times!! looool I counted!! FML

#20200321
108 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States

Yesterday, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concludd that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship!! FML

#20397555
48 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

TADAY I HAD TO CREATE A PERFECT SOCIETY IN ENGLISH CLASS; THE BEST SOCIETY HAS THERE GRADE GO UP A FULL LETTER. AFTER TONS OF PREPARATION AND THINKING, I LOST TO AN ISLAND MADE ONLY OF CHEESE. FAT FML

#20200774
89 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by JPPUDLY (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter wore looool my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party !! FML

#20201801
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On 12/12/2012 at 11:05am - kids - by Saduglydad - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , mah dad forced thehole family to sit through a two-hour lecture , with supporting research , on how the ( Mayan prophecy ) is actually a load of shit fabricated by conmen. Nice to know he think we're all borderline brain-dead , gullible fuckwitho believed it to begin with. Thanks , dad. big fat FML

#20400784
111 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 1:43pm - misc - by oh gee, you don't say (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00 and figurd I could wait a few minute before getting ready. The next thing I knew it was 10:30. FML

#20200420
117 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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