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in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbrth would have been like back then. One grl askd in all seriousnes why they didn't use ultrasound machine to see what sex their babie were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML
Today, I finally got ma wedding potos in te mail. As I lookd troug tem, I soon realizd tat te lace material on ma wedding dress was completely see-troug in te sunligt, an ma bra an panties were visible in every single outdoor poto. I ad an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, mah very cheap boyfriend of four yeres proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later looool overwhelmed with emotion when mah finger turned green.
Today, I cummed home to find looool a mouse in the garage!! Frantic, I killed it!! My 7-year-old son cummed home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr!! Whiskers!! I killed my son's class pet!! FML
Taday I thought I felt something itch mah butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just mah imagination, I did mah business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML
Today, I Was Getting Intimate With My Current Bootycall When He Thought It Would Be Funny To Make Animal Sounds . He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" And "gobbled" Until Losing His Erection From Intense Laughter, Leaving Me There Very Confused And Unsatisfied . FML
Friday 27 March 2015