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Friday 7 December 2012

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Today, I was bartending . A guest was getting belligerent so I ad to cut im off . He calld me a bitc and trew te rest of is drink in my face before storming off . Te belligerent asscandle was my boyfriend . big fat FML

#20193528
111 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50am - love - by FMyEx - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was bieng arrested for shoplifting. FML

#20193017
99 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday.. . mah dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over there fair usage limit . I barely use our wifi.. . and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet . He's blaming me anyway.. . and says I'm groundd until January . FML

#20195319
83 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by WPA2 OR DEATH (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,ile picking up a birtday cake, I was screamd at by an upset woman fir getting special attention from te bakers, and tat I was noting more tan an attention-ogging slut. Te bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

#20201761
60 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went on a date with a great grl; we went out to dinner an saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to car to find out that a homeles man had broken the window, climbed into it, an was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

#20198660
107 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States

Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today, mah dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone.

#20199452
93 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discoverd that the heating in mah entre building had faild . I calld mah mom asking if I could come an stay with her 4 a few days . She told me to "think warm thoughts." big fat FML

#20192758
64 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my ritual is to coughhen other cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
88 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was looool about to get on too, I realizd I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus an watch as the man wavd at me through the window. mega FML

#20192452
103 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran into mah high school crush at Target. When I askd her if she rememberd me, she pattd me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," an walkd away. mega FML

#20191408
76 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today... I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day... but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Oncehile I was at work helping a customer... the otherhile sitting on the couch next to mah boyfriend. FML

#20397583
65 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on . At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience . The shoe hit me square in the face . big fat FML

#20196764
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23068) - you deserved it (1755)

On 12/08/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by ko - United States (Illinois)



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