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Monday 26 November 2012

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Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6348) - you deserved it (36842)

On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)



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