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Tuesday 20 November 2012

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Today, I called Costco to ask them not to renew my membership because of financial problems. The man on the phone spent 30 minutes telling me why I'm a fool to leave and I ended up with a renewed $55 membership and 25 minutes over my minute allowance. FML

Today, I yet again purposely avoided the 'Health and Fitness' section on pinterest to keep my self-esteem up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8614) - you deserved it (17322)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:20am - health - by fatty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML


I agree, your life sucks (8274) - you deserved it (21282)

On 11/20/2012 at 9:37pm - misc - by Hover Hand (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7910) - you deserved it (25447)

On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7909) - you deserved it (28772)

On 11/25/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Jocelyn - Canada (Alberta)

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