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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer. Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinned to the wall by its force. In my state of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trapped was my grip on the accelerator. FML

#20164988
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I agree, your life sucks (6530) - you deserved it (19643)

On 11/16/2012 at 12:04am - work - by rubberduck1 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

#20160706
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I agree, your life sucks (6014) - you deserved it (49063)

On 11/12/2012 at 5:08pm - money - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)



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