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Sunday 11 November 2012

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Today , mah friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting , ( Red and green , merry Kwanzaa! ) The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

Today , I was looking at tattoos an fell in love with a really cool looking one , so I decided to get it . I later showed it to a friend who is a cop . He informed me that it is a gang tattoo . I think I just put a target on mah ankle . FML

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On 11/13/2012 at 8:03pm - misc - by scaredinnyc - United States (New Jersey)

2DAY I WENT TO SEE MAH FAVORITE BAND. IT WAS ALL AMAZING AN GREAT UNTIL I DECIDED TO GO CROWD SURFING. I WAS MAYBE TOO HEAVY CUZ PEOPLE JUMPED AWAY INSTEAD OF CATCHING ME. I FELL RIGHT ON MAH TAILBONE. FML

#20166417
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On 11/17/2012 at 8:56am - health - by lekijkerd - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed mah eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't knowhat's worse, dancing with a box, or opening mah eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

#20161561
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On 11/13/2012 at 5:23am - work - by foreveralone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer . Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinnd to the wall by its force . In my state looool of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trappd was my grip on the accelerator . FML

#20164988
42 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 12:04am - work - by rubberduck1 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggestd a game where we puttd our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation did out, and fereful of having an awkward silence, I checkd my phone. FML

#20160706
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5988) - you deserved it (48942)

On 11/12/2012 at 5:08pm - money - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)



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