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Saturday 10 November 2012

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Today... On Way To School... I Was Shoutd At By An Obnoxious Businessman Fir Sitting Down On The Trainhen A "full Fare Paying Passenger" Was Standing. I Would Normally Have Given Him The Seat Straight Away... Except I Have A Broken Leg. I Showd Him Leg And Crutches. He Still Made Me Get Up. FML

#20159990
193 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:50am - health - by myleghurts (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made looool a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager.

#20161445
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On 11/13/2012 at 1:49am - work - by ConstructionLady (woman) - United States

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY... I WATCHD MAH NEIGHBOR SHAKE CAT FOOD CALLING... "COME HERE MOLLIE" AT HIS BACK DOOR. I THEN SAW MAH OWN CAT RUN INTO HIS HOUSE. I NOW KNOW WHY MAH CAT IS SO FAT AN NEVER REPLIES TO ME CALLING HER BONNIE. I GUESS I'M BEING CHEATD ON. FML

#20158567
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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me cuz she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trustd either. FML

#20163899
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24127) - you deserved it (2007)

On 11/15/2012 at 12:48am - love - by B-Rad (man) - United States

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

#20159802
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On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair . After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought looool I was the new guy, and said I was going to be traind by "The long-haird girly-looking idiot." FML

#20163115
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On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... mah boyfriend and I cleaned his parents'hole househile they were out... just to be nice. When they came home... they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

#20164583
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On 11/15/2012 at 6:34pm - love - by teea (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit and after a while I went to fine him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said "Oh yur son is upstairs." We're the looool same age. FML

#20155909
83 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)

Today due to a health insurance mix up mah schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convincd I can read her mind and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit mah throat in mah sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
161 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma mom cummed ome drunk and yelled at me 4 20 minutes 4 not feeding te cat. We don't ave a cat. FML

#20164653
58 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Taday I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read ( Well son this diary proves that your ahiny asshole - Dad. ) Thanks Dad from beyond the grave. FML

#20161095
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23753) - you deserved it (3983)

On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today..!! While At A Red Light..!! A Guy In A Tux An Sunglasses Doing The Gangnam Style Passed Over The Crossing..!! Followed By A Man With A Video Camera!! This Isn't The First Time I've Stopped For People Doing A Gangnam Style Parody!! FML

#20165330
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (3611)

On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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