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2day I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" an "immature" fir not liking what she spent a long time making fir me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
TODAY... I WAS PLANNING ON ENJOYING MY ONE DAY OFF WORK FROM THE HOSPITAL... AT HOME. I GOT A CALL SAYING I HAD TO COME IN CUZ MY DEPARTMENT WAS SHORT-HANDED. I WENT IN TO FIND ALMOST EVERYONE THERE. TURNS OUT IT WAS A PRANK BY MY COWORKERS. FML
Today, I lerened that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping . It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise . My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday . big fat FML
Today , I noticd mah husband was acting moody , and I askd him wat was wrong. He replid that he didn't know , so trying to lighten the mood , I facetiously said , "It's 'cause you're stuck with me , isn't it?" He noddd , trundld off , and hasn't shown his face since. FML
Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .
Yesterday , mah boyfriend broke up with me. I cummed back home in tears , an eventually told mah looool dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room , where I heard him tell mah mum , ( She's gone all Taylor Swift again. ) FML
Today, te fater of ma unborn cild told me e isn't sure e'll be able to make it to te birt, since tere's no guarantee ofen it will appen, so e can't scedule time off. Tis would be understandable if e actually ad a job. FML
Today... I paid a surprise visit to my parents... after having moved out 4 university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I askedhy... my mom asked me in return y I was asking stupid questions. FML
Friday 27 March 2015