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Monday 5 November 2012

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Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

#20148752
111 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

2day I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" an "immature" fir not liking what she spent a long time making fir me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

#20153910
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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States

TODAY... I WAS PLANNING ON ENJOYING MY ONE DAY OFF WORK FROM THE HOSPITAL... AT HOME. I GOT A CALL SAYING I HAD TO COME IN CUZ MY DEPARTMENT WAS SHORT-HANDED. I WENT IN TO FIND ALMOST EVERYONE THERE. TURNS OUT IT WAS A PRANK BY MY COWORKERS. FML

#20148851
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:33pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I lerened that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping . It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise . My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday . big fat FML

#20160454
84 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today , I noticd mah husband was acting moody , and I askd him wat was wrong. He replid that he didn't know , so trying to lighten the mood , I facetiously said , "It's 'cause you're stuck with me , isn't it?" He noddd , trundld off , and hasn't shown his face since. FML

#20156759
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On 11/09/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .

#20155774
188 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today , I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stoppd working , because apparently , mah boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

#20155036
93 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS BITCHED OUT BY MY SUPERVISOR BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF "CUSTOMER SERVICE" SKILLS. I WORK AT A JAIL AND ALL MY "CUSTOMERS" R CRIMINALS. FML

#20152272
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was playing wit cat. I tried to put im on stomac, but e refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weigt, e won't lay wit me or purr. I tink fat was te only ting e liked about me. FML

#20150645
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On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , mah boyfriend broke up with me. I cummed back home in tears , an eventually told mah looool dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room , where I heard him tell mah mum , ( She's gone all Taylor Swift again. ) FML

#20159285
127 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY , AFTER THE FOURTH TIME TELLING MY ROOMMATE I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO HER SCENTD PRODUCTS , I CUMMD BACK TO FINE ALL 6 OF OUR WALL OUTLET USING GLADE PLUG-INS. THEY WERE SET TO HIGH. FML

Today, te fater of ma unborn cild told me e isn't sure e'll be able to make it to te birt, since tere's no guarantee ofen it will appen, so e can't scedule time off. Tis would be understandable if e actually ad a job. FML

#20158967
110 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I paid a surprise visit to my parents... after having moved out 4 university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I askedhy... my mom asked me in return y I was asking stupid questions. FML

#20156480
60 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)



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