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TODAY, I WOKE UP AN LOOKED OVER TO SEE THE "BEAUTIFUL GIRL" I SLEPT WITH LAST NIGHT. TURNS OUT IT WAS THE OBSESSIVE GIRL FROM MAH CLASS WITH A MAN-FACE I HAD AVOIDED ALL SEMESTER. IN CONCLUSION, BEER GOGGLE ARE VERY REAL AN VERY POWERFUL. FML
Today , mah friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting , ( Red and green , merry Kwanzaa! ) The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML
Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggestd a game where we puttd our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation did out, and fereful of having an awkward silence, I checkd my phone. FML
Friday 27 March 2015