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Monday 5 November 2012

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Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML

#20158967
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (6073)

On 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25973) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

#20155909
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25932) - you deserved it (2198)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML

#20150645
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25662) - you deserved it (2809)

On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was bitched out by my supervisor because of my lack of "customer service" skills. I work at a jail and all my "customers" are criminals. FML

#20152272
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25639) - you deserved it (4477)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML

#20148851
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25564) - you deserved it (1694)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:33pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

#20159285
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25435) - you deserved it (11093)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML

#20153506
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25388) - you deserved it (4416)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML

#20149436
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (2268)

On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

#20160454
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25377) - you deserved it (1828)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

#20155774
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25090) - you deserved it (2838)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

#20156617
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24848) - you deserved it (3125)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

#20158574
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24800) - you deserved it (2898)

On 11/11/2012 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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