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Saturday 3 November 2012

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Today, ma axtramaly ovarwaigt roommata dacidad to not only ba a nudist, but also to gat in sapa for is naw lifastyla. Ha's baan doing nakad lungas in our room for ta last twanty minutas. FML

#20145644
93 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, looool 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML

#20141489
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On 10/31/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

#20148752
111 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

yesterday I sampled some of the food mah fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML

#20145916
109 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 3:42pm - health - by WeddingWoes (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me!! She then calld me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking wat she spent a long time making for me!! I later found out that not only did she use expird yogurt , it was also a mango smoothie , which I'm allergic to!! FML

#20153910
70 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States

TODAY... I WAS PLANNING ON ENJOYING MY ONE DAY OFF WORK FROM THE HOSPITAL... AT HOME. I GOT A CALL SAYING I HAD TO COME IN CUZ MY DEPARTMENT WAS SHORT-HANDED. I WENT IN TO FIND ALMOST EVERYONE THERE. TURNS OUT IT WAS A PRANK BY MY COWORKERS. FML

#20148851
57 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 12:33pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia

2day mah managar mada ma stay at work for an axtra four hours, making ma miss an urgant spacialist appointmant I'd schaduld months ago . Why? Bacausa har naighbor's dog was having puppias, and sha wantd to go homa aarly and saa tham . FML

#20143987
131 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 1:53am - work - by whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was woken up by mah husband attempting to breastfed off mah lactating nipples. FML

#20139029
101 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm - misc - by Indianagirl94 (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed my usband was acting moody, and I asked im wat was wrong. He replied tat e didn't know, so trying to ligten te mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause your stuck wit me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and asn't sown is face since. FML

#20156759
86 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... whila giving a spaach at work... I startd snaazing. Aftar wat saamd to ba tha last snaaza... I want on talking. Apparantly it wasn't... and I blaw out mah aardrum. FML

#20141826
80 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 5:03pm - work - by SoSoRachel - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .

#20155774
188 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today , I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stoppd working , because apparently , mah boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

#20155036
93 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)



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