Saturday 3 November 2012 
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Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I sampled some of the food my fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible, and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed, but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML
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On 11/03/2012 at 3:42pm - health - by WeddingWoes (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML
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Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 8:17am - work - by PieterseMJ - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML
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On 11/01/2012 at 1:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was bitched out by my supervisor because of my lack of "customer service" skills. I work at a jail and all my "customers" are criminals. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
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On 11/02/2012 at 1:53am - work - by whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm - misc - by Indianagirl94 (woman) - United States
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