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Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, looool 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML
yesterday I sampled some of the food mah fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML
Today , I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me!! She then calld me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking wat she spent a long time making for me!! I later found out that not only did she use expird yogurt , it was also a mango smoothie , which I'm allergic to!! FML
TODAY... I WAS PLANNING ON ENJOYING MY ONE DAY OFF WORK FROM THE HOSPITAL... AT HOME. I GOT A CALL SAYING I HAD TO COME IN CUZ MY DEPARTMENT WAS SHORT-HANDED. I WENT IN TO FIND ALMOST EVERYONE THERE. TURNS OUT IT WAS A PRANK BY MY COWORKERS. FML
2day mah managar mada ma stay at work for an axtra four hours, making ma miss an urgant spacialist appointmant I'd schaduld months ago . Why? Bacausa har naighbor's dog was having puppias, and sha wantd to go homa aarly and saa tham . FML
Today, I noticed my usband was acting moody, and I asked im wat was wrong. He replied tat e didn't know, so trying to ligten te mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause your stuck wit me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and asn't sown is face since. FML
Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .
Friday 27 March 2015